Seniors - Top Ten Observations

 

10)    Seniors never like to admit they are seniors; they think a senior is someone that is 10 years older than they are.  

9)    You are a senior if you look in the mirror and see your parents.

8)    You are a senior if you have used a rotary phone and watched a black and white TV with your parents.  You get extra credit for watching the Ed Sullivan and Lawrence Welk shows.

7)    If you happen to be a single senior, with most of your hair, all of your teeth, and you can drive at night, you are quite the catch.

6)    You are a senior if after a potluck food event, you go home with at least as much food as you brought.

5)   You are a senior if the weather report is a part of nearly every conversation and you watch the local weather every day.

4)    Speaking of conversations if you start half your conversations with "when I was your age" or "remember when" you are a senior.

3)    You are a senior if you have ever ridden in an AMC/Rambler, Ford Pinto, and if you actually owned a 1965 Ford Mustang you were very popular.

2)    You are a senior if just before you leave a family gathering, you have a long discussion on which roads or routes to take home.

1)    And the obvious - seniors love their discount's, senior day, and senior bus trips. 

NOTE:  If you "get" at least five of these, face it, you are a senior.