Seniors - Top Ten Observations
10) Seniors never like to admit they are seniors; they think a senior is someone that is 10 years older than they are. 9) You are a senior if you look in the mirror and see your parents. 8) You are a senior if you have used a rotary phone and watched a black and white TV with your parents. You get extra credit for watching the Ed Sullivan and Lawrence Welk shows. 7) If you happen to be a single senior, with most of your hair, all of your teeth, and you can drive at night, you are quite the catch. 6) You are a senior if after a potluck food event, you go home with at least as much food as you brought. 5) You are a senior if the weather report is a part of nearly every conversation and you watch the local weather every day. 4) Speaking of conversations if you start half your conversations with "when I was your age" or "remember when" you are a senior. 3) You are a senior if you have ever ridden in an AMC/Rambler, Ford Pinto, and if